Yet again...."Daisy" is having problems. I like to talk to myself in my helmet wherever I go and this is what this mornings commute sounded like....
"Come on Daisy....start....urrgh....start....Right we shall play it your way then!" *Kickstart attempt* "URGH... URGH... URGH..."*Daisy starts* "Thank God! Here we go..." *Daisy dips between 10 and 20 mph at full throttle and sounds like a dying cow* "Are you kidding me, come on you blasted contraption that no one else would buy for THIS reason!" *Daisy settles on traveling at 20mph on the main road...and no faster* "COME ON....I do not deserve THIS, surely? Right fine, everyone overtake me...you know what? I am goin in the cycle lane for a cyclist could go at this speed...actually, a cyclist would be overtaking me now!" *Cream VW camper overtakes Daisy* "Well thats nice....how pretty!" *Camper has pulled in to change drivers, Daisy goes past and the camper overtakes once more* " I GET IT! RUB IN THE FACT THAT YOU ARE GOING FAST ENOUGH TO OVERTAKE ME TWICE!!! GOT A GOOD LOOK DID WE?.....Idiot" *Daisy finally reaches 40mph* "There we go, now this is more like it...I knew you could do it Dais!" *Black car behind will not overtake Daisy even though Daisy and I are in the cycle lane* "What is YOUR problem, take me!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" *Black car overtakes* "Oh crap...that was my boss...."
Rach
(On the road...Sort of)
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"Come on Daisy....start....urrgh....start....Right we shall play it your way then!" *Kickstart attempt* "URGH... URGH... URGH..."*Daisy starts* "Thank God! Here we go..." *Daisy dips between 10 and 20 mph at full throttle and sounds like a dying cow* "Are you kidding me, come on you blasted contraption that no one else would buy for THIS reason!" *Daisy settles on traveling at 20mph on the main road...and no faster* "COME ON....I do not deserve THIS, surely? Right fine, everyone overtake me...you know what? I am goin in the cycle lane for a cyclist could go at this speed...actually, a cyclist would be overtaking me now!" *Cream VW camper overtakes Daisy* "Well thats nice....how pretty!" *Camper has pulled in to change drivers, Daisy goes past and the camper overtakes once more* " I GET IT! RUB IN THE FACT THAT YOU ARE GOING FAST ENOUGH TO OVERTAKE ME TWICE!!! GOT A GOOD LOOK DID WE?.....Idiot" *Daisy finally reaches 40mph* "There we go, now this is more like it...I knew you could do it Dais!" *Black car behind will not overtake Daisy even though Daisy and I are in the cycle lane* "What is YOUR problem, take me!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" *Black car overtakes* "Oh crap...that was my boss...."
Rach
(On the road...Sort of)
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