Invite to the Royal Wedding

I must apologise in advance, for who knows when I will be able to post for the next 2 weeks, with a computer which is set on loading at snails pace and many things to do and see. I recieved an invite to the Royal Wedding on my wage slip yesterday at work. Not the real Wedding (I unfortunately had to turn them down as I was busy) but all the staff have to dress up and the theme is wedding! So I thought to myself, there is gonna be an awful lot of red, white and blue, plastic hats and facepaint...and I am thinking about taking it up to the next level! I am going to dress as a groom!!!!! I have the short hair already and my dad has lent me his wedding suit (he was alot slimmer back then) All I need to purchase now it a white shirt, top hat, black brogues, carnation flower for my button hole, a white hankie and a black tie. I was also thinking a face paint, pencil moustache! Go the whole hog so to speak! So I have 2 weeks to track down the items! I cannot wait! This could look like a very post feminist statement and a lil but Agyness Deyn!

Rach
(Soon to be wed)
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