Back in Costa again, draining their Wi-fi and whereas last week it was my boss who made me freeze were I sat, this week it is an old college association...not so bad...until you consider 2 ruling factors, 1) Last time I saw him I was sooo drunk I took off my shoes and began folk dancing to Mumford and Sons and 2) It is me....I am incapable of asking someone I know for a hot chocolate and a muffin without my foot getting stuck in my mouth and ending up sounding like this... "Could I blah, have erm a blah hot chocolate excuse me please?" "Medium?" (Him totally keeping his cool) "What?" "MEDIUM?" "Erm yes blah please......." awkward silence.......me again, "OH and a muffin, the cinnamony, apply, sultana one, muffin thing blah...." It is no wonder he keeps looking across and giving me a confused look.... I hate my life and my social skills.....
Rach
contemplating hermit-ism...
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Rach
contemplating hermit-ism...
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