Valuable lessons through valuable reading!

EXCUSE THE ADVERTISEMENT....

But you MUST read 'Dr.Dale's Zombie Dictionary- The A-Z Guide To Staying Alive'. Should the time of the zombie apocalypse come (and it will, I assure you) we need to be prepared and this book has it all, from what the best kind of clothing to wear, the most appropriate soundtrack, how sheep help defend you against the undead, what the women's institute's response will be to an attack to what the most useful style of dance to know is. Every page is laugh out loud fantastic and if everything I have said so far has still not swayed you, you do get full money back guarantee offered should you die in a zombie apocalypse within 30 days of purchase. Now that is good. I got mine at 'The Who Shop' but here is the ISBN number, should you prefer an Internet shopping spree,
978-0-7490-0805-5

No excuse now guys, it will make your life far better by making this purchase!
DO IT NOW
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Rach
(a demanding preacher of all zombie literature)
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