Galaxy ad....ALL LIES!!!!

She sits in her smokey, sensuous flat, which overlooks some decadent city scene with skylights. It is night. She sits on her luxurious, cashmere quilted couch in a silky grey dress. Her thoughts glide to her friends, which sit on her american fridge. Then a smooth voice over says, "they don't know about this place." Her perfectly manicured fingers search slowly over glossy photographs and old letters. Her memory box. And at the bottom she reveals a beautifully foiled Galaxy bar. She manages to open it with her finger nail and break the first row off....the music heightens at her pleasurable find....mmmmm Galaxy...

What a load of rubbish! Nobodies flat is that smokey unless they have just burnt their tea, Nobody dresses in such a dress to simply sit on the sofa in their flat- where are her pajama bottoms and band t-shirt? I am assuming such a character lives alone and if so, why does she have such a huge fridge? Who keeps their photos all jumbled with letters in a box?...confession... Mine are in a shoe box with letters from my bank and driving forms with a yorkie bar...NOT!!! My photos are in a photo album, my forms and letters in a drawer and my chocolate....long gone! It barely survives a trip home from the shop in a carrier bag!!! And for research for this post I bought a galaxy bar and I tried to open it with my nail, I couldn't, I got my safety knife to it and still couldn't tear a perfect slit through the paper and foil...no way could she have done that!!! The advert is supposed to make you run out and buy the chocolate....spend less time fussing over how hidden and how secret her chocolate is and more time describing the taste and how good it is!!!!

Dear Me!!!!

A rather flustered Rach
"GIVE ME THAT GALAXY BAR, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO EAT IT!"